An Adjunct Professor Confesses…
by John Brown [Imaginary dialogue based on Catholic confessions I willingly endured during my Catholic adolescence in the 1960s; doubtless the format/questions/vocabulary have much changed since that epoch.] Georgetown adjunct professor [GAP, yours truly]: Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Priest: I bless you, my son. What sins do you confess? GAP: I have been teaching courses, with much gratitude to Georgetown University, on American foreign policy, off and on for over a decade. Priest: So what is your sin? After all, teaching is not a sin, if practiced in the right way. GAP: Father, excuse my materialist concerns, […]