Hallo there neebr! Welcome to the finest collection of Scottish slang you've ever seen (or heard.) Brought to you by a number of people caught somewhere in England trying to impersonate true Scottish slang. SSP#7: Chris Byers 6/4/98 WAV: SSP #7 Scottish - Come hither tae yer mither cause yer fayther disney want ye. English - Please child, come to your mother as your father is really not interested at all! SSP#6: Chris Byers 26/3/98 WAV: SSP #6 Scottish - Gin awa' doon the toon n git mi a bottle o thon ginger, n dinnae hing aboot neither. English - Please could you make your way down to the local shop and get me a bottle of pop and don't delay! SSP#5: Chris Byers 13/1/98 WAV: SSP #5 Scottish - Whits fur ye'll no gin by ye English - What's meant for you will not pass you by. SSP#4: Rob Shepherd 7/1/98 WAV: SSP #4 Scottish - It tacks a lang spoon tae sup wi' a Fifer. English - It takes a long spoon to eat with a person from Fife. i.e. it's difficult to get to know them. SSP#3: Mark Douglas 14/12/97 WAV: SSP #3 Scottish - Heh neebr, goat a rotry airm fur ma fordie? English - Excuse me friend (neighbour), have you got a rotor arm for my Ford motor car? SSP#2: Iain Fraser 7/12/97 WAV: SSP #2 Scottish - Go ben i skullery n git mi thi pepper. English - Could you go to the kitchen and bring me the paper. SSP#1: Iain Fraser 1/12/97 WAV: SSP #1 Scottish - hinka cumfae cashore canfeh, Ahl hityi oar hied 'caw taughtie. English - Do you think just because I come from Carronshore I cannot fight? I shall hit you over the head with a cold potatoe.