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Adjunct Man

I think Rob Schnelle is the most original voice you’ve published in some time. Not the same old same old, but a satirical essay that really succeeds in hitting below the belt–where all good satirical writing hits, by the way. I love his send up of Bettlebrow State University, and the pompous windbags who hold tenured positions there. Can anyone not recognize a Dr. James Advil or President Inez Flattentyre among the ranks of the administrators and tenured faculty at institutions across the United States?

This is why I keep sending you people my hard-earned money, and I do mean hard-earned. I have spent the past 12 years teaching with the likes of Dr. Pamela Hooey, and all I have to show for it are a nine-year-old car, a stack of credit cards bills and a wardrobe that was in vogue more than a decade ago. I am Adjunct Man and I teach at Beetlebrow State University. Wish me luck, and keep my subscription coming. Thanks for the laughs, and for the terrific job you do for adjunct faculty.

Nate J. Whiting, Indianapolis, Indiana

My hat is off to Rob Schnelle. I can’t remember reading an essay

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